We`ve all had to listen in silence and with poker faces to outlandish excuses from those who have come before us. One that stands out in my mind was the cab driver accused of using a mobile phone who told us it was on medical advice he should use it to massage his cheek muscle to alleviate the facial effects of Bell`s Palsy. He was convicted. However at a much more serious level this defence is hard to beat for sheer audacity.
ADDENDUM 16the December 2015
The accused was acquitted!!!!!!!!!
Please be careful. You are publishing adverse comments on the defence in a trial that apparently is still in progress.
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